So... why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN:
The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn
it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA:
Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like
their eggs they can
keep their eggs.
No chicken will be required to cross the road to
surrender her eggs.
Period.
JOHN McCAIN:
My friends, the chicken crossed the road because
he recognized the need
to engage
in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens
on the other side of
the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
What difference at this point does it make why the
chicken crossed the
road?
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side
of the road or not.
The chicken is either with us or against us.
There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken....
and the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the
road, I am now against
it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled
about the chicken's
intentions.
I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken
won't realize that he must
first deal with the problem on this side of the
road
before
it
goes after the problem on the other side of the
road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid
he is acting by
not
taking
on
his current problems before adding any new
problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having
problems,
which
is
why he wants to cross the road so badly.
So instead of having the chicken learn from his
mistakes and take
falls,
which
is
a part of life,
I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR
so that he can just drive across the road
and not live his life
like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken,
but we have not yet been allowed to have access to
the other side of
the road.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty!
You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking
American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way the chicken
was going.
I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market
to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a
certain level.
No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,;
but why it crossed .
I've not been told.
ERNEST
HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and
that was good enough
for us.
DONALD TRUMP:
We should build a wall so the chicken can't cross
the road.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting?
In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the
first time,
the heartwarming story of how it experienced a
serious case of molting,
and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream
of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not
only cross roads,
but will lay
eggs, file your important documents and balance
your checkbook.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2016.
This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road,
or
did
the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL
SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
David
(Possum)
Linton:
To prove that it could be done!
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Plato:
For the greater good.
Captain James T Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Mr Spock:
It is not logical for the chicken to have crossed the road as it would mean expending more effort than would be worth the energy value of the food he would find on the other side. If he crossed the road, it could only mean that Colonel Sanders was close behind and closing in on him. Captain - if we can approach Colonel Sanders from the correct approaching angle, we may stop him from strangling the chicken and avert this impending tragedy.
Richard Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?
Sigmund Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
Charles Darwin:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
.
Hillary Clinton (with a changed outlook):
That's what I'd like to know. Why DID the chicken cross the road?! But this administration is operating in secrecy, withholding important information from the American people, about how many chickens crossed the road and why they crossed it.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I Have a Dream! I have a dream of a day, when ALL chickens can cross ALL roads without having their motives called into question!
Official Chicken Representative:
Because he wanted to. Do you not think that maybe chickens have rights too?
If you crossed the road no one would question you.
Hamlet:
To cross, or not to cross, that is the question: -
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind, to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous side;
Or to take arms against a road of troubles,
And by crossing end them?
Foghorn Leghorn:
That chick, ah say, that chicken crossed the road on account of I was after her tail feathers.
Jules Verne:
Much knowledge of our world, and the worlds beyond, has been achieved through scientific curiosity. Under a 125 F.At 36 degree North and 115 degree East, and at 03:00 GMT, Professor Chicken entered history as his Cannon propelled him through the road.
Ronald Reagan:
I forget.
Homer Simpson:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Morpheus (from Matrix):
Neo. There is no chicken.
From the cast of 'Lost':
Jack Sheppard:
I don't know, maybe the chicken was just moving in that direction. Why does it have to mean anything that it crossed the road?
John Locke:
The Island demanded that the chicken cross at that moment.
Sawyer:
Why are you so interested in the damn chicken, Colonel Sanders? Tired of mangoes?
Sayid:
I know more about chickens and the use of them crossing roads than I care to remember. I know more about how to extract information from the chicken than any of you. Allow me to practice my methods. I will find out what you need to know.
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes:
Dude, did you see a chicken come this way?